#and i got bored

[flyingbuddiies]

i hope taco permadies in the finale. i hope she’s a victim of circumstance. i hope she dies convincing herself its for the better. that it’s her final punishment. that there was no other ending than this. that if her attempts to apologize for all the hurt she’s done didn’t work, she’s fully irredeemable. that there is no other fate best-suited for her other than death, and that in life there is no further point for her. i hope she dies believing she deserves it.

i hope she never gets the chance to tell microphone she loves her. i hope microphone is eternally left in the dark. i hope she never discovers the true extent of tacos remorse. her guilt. i hope she is left in silence to only ponder about how taco felt, hoping and praying that she meant anything to her. even a tiny bit. clinging onto any fraction of hope that taco could possibly feel the same way she does.

i hope microphone never finds out she’s dead. i hope she is led to believe that taco moved on from her. that she never meant anything to her. that she wasn’t enough again.

[eyeoftheaxolotl]

looking for more character-driven horror podcasts like malevolent. tag with suggestions please raaaa

[sw33t--t00th]

Twisted Dandy PNG

[adasknife]

i'm bored so bored that i'm checking ada's possible fighting technique. there's someone who wrote them down as acrobatic and straightforward or also known as vovinam and taekwondo. which I think it's pretty cool considering:

"Đòn Chân Tấn Công

A group of leg grappling techniques that is designed to grab the opponent by the feet or legs and take them down using twisting motions usable as a surprise attack in a fight. There are 21 leg grappling techniques." (I copy and pasted :p)

but i think there's a dash of jujitsu to balance the weight of her opponent. but at the same time, i'm interested in her losing.

in the game, there's very much lack of fighting hand to hand, and leon and krauser always mention it. there's a section of knife to knife, but in the cutscene, she stumbled and looked bothered by the fact leon beat her [X]

even alice beats ada in the live action [X]

and in damn,

she is a bit of cheater fighter who is always avoiding the punches (which is fine. she doesnt have to respect someone in battle but ada doesnt win because everyone in re is a god at fighting). or even her fight with leon is short lived

like I don't know what to think about ada in that sense because we fall back into that damn fucking circle. none of the women of resident evil properly shine all but alice in live action. because if you even see those movies, even jill loses to lickers and needs alice's help.

[fabiasheen]

aint no way i wrote and posted some of the shit that i said on this acc

[continuousmeowing]

I feel no shame at all. I think I abandoned any sense of shame I had back in like….april.

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

[perlukafarinn]

Dean's boyfriends ranked by how normal they were about him (from most to least):

4. Lee Webb. As normal as one could get about Dean Winchester. Like yeah, he tried to kill him, but that was completely unrelated to them being exes. Even able to have a nice, friendly reunion with Dean, no hard feelings at all (again, until Lee tried to kill him).

3. Benny Lafitte. Genuinely probably the closest Dean got to a normal relationship with a man and they probably could have made it work if they weren't both hung up on other people. Benny did end up sacrificing his life for Dean, after Dean ghosted him even, but Dean was only partly the motivation there. Still, seeing the dynamic between Dean and Cas in Purgatory and willingly inserting yourself is kind of bonkers.

2. Crowley. Man started this relationship thinking he had the upper hand, then caught feelings and fully shattered himself on the altar of Dean Winchester. Went around telling people that Dean completes him after they had a regrettable summer fling, then sacrificed his life for him because that's just what falling in love with late-seasons Dean does to a motherfucker.

(Special mention of Chuck, who while completely abnormal about Dean was never his boyfriend, as much as he wishes.)

1. Castiel. And it's not even close. In this competition, Cas takes the gold, silver and bronze. Laid a hand on Dean in hell and never had a normal thought again. You just know he had fantasies for years about confessing his love for Dean while dying in his arms before it actually happened. Fortunately for him, Dean matches his freak perfectly.

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.

[anonymousacres]

me when i (how the fuck do you work tumblr)

look at that there's a part 2

[sleepyseaslug]

Rotate the ant… weeeeee

[tonaegiri]

this guy

[mildarka]

Felt like making a reverted AU

[bixels]

In the past, people in the Animal Crossing community would make fun of Tom Nook as a sleazy landlord. Since then, he's really rehabilitated his image as this 'heart of gold' businessman (he's the one who puts bells and furniture in trees for you to find! he adopted orphans! he donates to charity!), but New Horizons genuinely paints the most devious version of him.

He's successfully privatized settler colonialism: you pay HIM to move to a "deserted island" (which apparently the oceans in the AC world are just full of) and start a colony that he is directly invested in. At best he's running a weird vacation package scam (you arrive on the island with no money and in debt for "using his services"). At worst, he's using you to set up company towns. For god's sake, he literally has his own fake currency that he forces you to use to pay off your debt. But don't worry, he's repackaged it in a way that definitely doesn't sound like an MLM scam: the Nook Mileage Program!

You're no longer just his tenant or his temporary part-timer, you're his business lackey. The entire tutorial section of the game has you spending actual weeks running around completing tasks and doing hard labor to set up his colony. You're even tasked with preparing his properties and finding buyers for them. No, you aren't a tenant anymore. You work for the landlord. You are directly responsible for finding tenants for him. And he doesn't even fucking pay you. Not for setting up town hall and museum, or his nephew's shop –– which is the ONLY store on the entire island that sells necessities –– or bringing KK Slider to town, or helping populate his town. Not a single cent. No, actually, you have to pay HIM to BUY infrastructure like bridges and stairs and park benches. And all the while, he's telling you're the "resident representative"; you get to call the shots! That the reward is the community's progress. That what you're doing is in everyone's best interest (but most importantly, his).

Since NH's release, people have done a lot of legwork to say that Tom Nook isn't a capitalist while the game shows him at his very worst. He owns the only general store in town. You're forced to use a phone that he modified and branded as his own. Buy Nook-branded furniture and merchandise at the self-serve kiosk in the town hall, a governmental building! There's no conflict of interest here!

But hey, if you're tired of being the landlord/business mogul's goon, you can also find work as a deluxe resort home designer for a company that also pays you in their special company currency that can only be used to buy their products instead of a real salary! Because that's what the Animal Crossing franchise needs! More vacation homes!!!

[starryrock]

Canon crimes that have happened in Twisted-Wonderland.

I am not counting general magic usage as a weapon unless it’s someone’s Unique Magic or used with extreme intent on bodily suffering. Other than these exceptions, standard legal definitions of a weapon apply as normal.

Attempted murder - Any Overblot victim, plus others.

Human trafficking (on a technicality) - Fellow Honest and Gino.

Kidnapping - Shrouds, Jamil Viper, Fellow Honest and Gino.

Assault and battery

Aggravated assault - Overblot victims, Rollo Flamme, Ortho Shroud, Ferrymen, Deuce Spade (exception: cauldron), Rook Hunt (maybe?? Usage of bow and arrow)

Arson - Grim, Ace Trappola, Jamil Viper (attempted during Magicam Monsters), Lilia Vanrouge (kitchen)

Doxxing - Idia Shroud, Ortho Shroud (threatened)

Coercion

Signing a contract under duress - Octavinelle trio.

Breaking and entering

Inducing panic - Ruggie Bucchi, Rollo Flamme, Fellow Honest and Gino.

Property damage

Chemical/biological weapons - Vil Schoenheit, Lilia Vanrouge (should be)

Blackmail

Child abuse (labor/neglect) - Dire Crowley, Ashton Vargas

Stalking - Rook Hunt, Jade Leech (possibly)

Theft

Harassment - Rook Hunt

Bribery - Dire Crowley, Azul Ashengrotto

Extortion

The ones that don’t have anyone listed is either because too many cast members have committed it or I just didn’t care to list them.

[fraternum-momentum]

OKAY ONE LAST POST ABT HIM,, maybe,,,